juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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scottthepilgrim:

casually breaking the law

foxnewsofficial:

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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illeghoul:

Petition the White House to legally recognize my sweet ass